Budget Blueprint puts America first

Washington, D.C. -- The Office of Management and Budget released the budget blueprint today. Entitled America First Budget, it is truly the beginning of a new chapter in American greatness.

America First prioritizes national security and public safety. It provides for the largest increase in defense spending in all of recorded history. It will transform the American military into an unstoppable force that will bring peace throughout the world while raining destruction on ISIS and all who would do America harm. It will provide the most modern tools to courageous service men and women, tools that are necessary to win and win big -- huge, in fact.

America First also provides funds for building a great and beautiful wall between the United States and Mexico and for deporting illegal immigrants, many of them rapists and murderers and drug dealers and street vendors.

Furthermore, it includes deep, deep cuts to foreign aid, and much needed, long overdue cuts to wasteful government agencies including the Environmental Protection Agency, the Department of Health and Human Services, the Education Department, the Department of Housing and Urban Development, the Transportation Department, the Interior Department, and the Justice Department.

Finally, America First entirely eliminates funding for the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, the National Endowment for the Arts, the National Endowment for the Humanities, the U.S. Institute of Peace, the U.S. Interagency Council on Homelessness, the Chemical Safety Board, the African Development Foundation and twelve other government agencies -- finally!

Some really smart people are calling it a masterpiece.